i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face
Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations
FOR FUCKS SAKE. THIS DOES NOT WORK.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
This has never been as topical as now.
I’M FUCKIGN SCREAMING AT MY COMPUTER
Thank you, China.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY FUCKING GOS
LOOK AT WHAT MAN’S SCIENCE HATH WROUGHT!
“you’re khan? are you sure? you look like a baiganbharta cucumberraita to me” - mohini
BAINGANBHARTHA CUCUMBERRAITA IS OFFICIALLY A THING
also adding more khans
Aamir Khan would’ve been great as Khan, seriously.
all I can say is JJ Abrams really lost out with this casting
Man… no disrespect to the rest of the wonderful Khans up there, but I would’ve been here forever if Aamir was cast, to be quite honest. -sigh-