urbancatfitters:

i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face

bringingdownthesky:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

FOR FUCKS SAKE. THIS DOES NOT WORK. 

(Source: eviehartley)

ohmemorieswheredyougo:

I wish grass grew like this

(Source: alyssaties)

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

(Source: dont-blink-korra)

elle-sendort:

This has never been as topical as now.

alexandraerin:

darnganronpa:

catbountry:

meevist:

Dogs Wearing Pantyhose, A Popular New Meme in China

I’M FUCKIGN SCREAMING AT MY COMPUTER

Thank you, China.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY FUCKING GOS

LOOK AT WHAT MAN’S SCIENCE HATH WROUGHT!

carry-on-my-wayward-doitsu:

blueberrybubblegum:

myfitness-app:

befittingfitness:

NO.

O M G

no no no no no

YOU CAN TAKE MY PORN, BUT YOU’LL NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM

No.

ifearnofish:

THIS WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

(Source: fukkafylar)

kieradoe:

indiancrownaffair:

eat-lay-grub:

indiancrownaffair:

thirstrani:

“you’re khan? are you sure? you look like a baiganbharta cucumberraita to me” - mohini

BAINGANBHARTHA CUCUMBERRAITA IS OFFICIALLY A THING

SABASH

also adding more khans

Aamir Khan would’ve been great as Khan, seriously.

agreed

all I can say is JJ Abrams really lost out with this casting

Man… no disrespect to the rest of the wonderful Khans up there, but I would’ve been here forever if Aamir was cast, to be quite honest. -sigh-

(Source: faineemae)